Always inviting

The wedding invitations are stuffed and ready to go out the door! The fianc is still a bit stressed out, so I am trying to do whatever I can.

That said, I'm not a huge Simpsons fan but this is really fun. It's a live action version of the opening sequence. The creators made it as a promo. Oh to have money. Thanks to Trent at PITNB for bringing it to everyone's attention. Consider the out shouted.

I promise I won't make this a habit, but this is the kind of out of left field joke I like. And it's about a blonde. Again, my apologies.

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A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!"

In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing.

In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"

The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?""I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street."

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Have a great rest of the weekend!