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Great news! There are more annoying alarm clocks out there than anyone thought (do people actually think about these things?). Uber-review brings you the top 10 annoying alarm clocks. My favorite is number 5. I'd be shoving something up that thing's hole.
Miss Deaf Texas has a sad run in with a train. RIP.
The new database which is all the rage for you single girls out there. It's called "Don't Date Him Girl" and has been all over the news. It's a place you can go to see if that great new guy you're dating is a lying cheater. See if your boyfriend is on the list! Coming soon - "Don't Date Her, Man." Although the URL really looks like "Don't Date Herman." Poor Herman!
So, for those of you who don't know, there's a new Dallas movie taking shape. I can't say that I agree with the casting choices so far. John Travolta as J.R.??? J.Lo as Sue Ellen? I don't think so. Hopefully they won't mess up Dallas like they messed up the Dukes of Hazzard. But they probably will.
And in your debit card update, it looks like the crooks have been caught! Now, how do we make sure this never happens again? The banks will have fun dealing with this for a while.
Now, on to the Idol recap...
The new stage was unveiled last night, and it is just incredible.

One of the first highlights of the evening was when Mandisa christened the stage by putting her barefoot funk on it.

We didn't know Ryan had a foot fetish. He just couldn't help himself.
Apparently Kellie had tarantulas on her eyes. Is that how you say that?

The fianc thinks a lot of her hyjinks are an act. I'm thinking...no. Although she did have a great makeover from the stylists. Makes her look more mature and poised. Now if she would just keep her mouth shut. Another couple of weeks and I think America will be sick of her.
Melissa gave us a shocker last night, about how she has been gargling and swallowing weird stuff to get her throat right.

Unfortunately, I don't think she can gargle or swallow her way out of going home tonight.
And the love affair between Ryan and Bucky cools a bit, since he's looking more like a girl with his Jessica Simpson hair.

Sources tell me that after the show they rolled Bucky around in a pig trough and now he looks like he did before.
And finally, Will Makar has returned home from LA, and is going back to real life, plus a few fans. Here's a shot of him at Bush Intercontinental Airport with one of his fans.

He says Simon came up to him backstage and gave him a hug after the show and said that he was going to be very successful and that people will want to work with him - so he has that going for him, which is nice.
So, my official list of the bottom three - Melissa (she of the gargling and swallowing), Kevin (he of the much makeup), Lisa (she of the...wait...why do we remember her?) - with Melissa going home.
That's it for today, more tomorrow.
Miss Deaf Texas has a sad run in with a train. RIP.
The new database which is all the rage for you single girls out there. It's called "Don't Date Him Girl" and has been all over the news. It's a place you can go to see if that great new guy you're dating is a lying cheater. See if your boyfriend is on the list! Coming soon - "Don't Date Her, Man." Although the URL really looks like "Don't Date Herman." Poor Herman!
So, for those of you who don't know, there's a new Dallas movie taking shape. I can't say that I agree with the casting choices so far. John Travolta as J.R.??? J.Lo as Sue Ellen? I don't think so. Hopefully they won't mess up Dallas like they messed up the Dukes of Hazzard. But they probably will.
And in your debit card update, it looks like the crooks have been caught! Now, how do we make sure this never happens again? The banks will have fun dealing with this for a while.
Now, on to the Idol recap...
The new stage was unveiled last night, and it is just incredible.

One of the first highlights of the evening was when Mandisa christened the stage by putting her barefoot funk on it.

We didn't know Ryan had a foot fetish. He just couldn't help himself.
Apparently Kellie had tarantulas on her eyes. Is that how you say that?

The fianc thinks a lot of her hyjinks are an act. I'm thinking...no. Although she did have a great makeover from the stylists. Makes her look more mature and poised. Now if she would just keep her mouth shut. Another couple of weeks and I think America will be sick of her.
Melissa gave us a shocker last night, about how she has been gargling and swallowing weird stuff to get her throat right.

Unfortunately, I don't think she can gargle or swallow her way out of going home tonight.
And the love affair between Ryan and Bucky cools a bit, since he's looking more like a girl with his Jessica Simpson hair.

Sources tell me that after the show they rolled Bucky around in a pig trough and now he looks like he did before.
And finally, Will Makar has returned home from LA, and is going back to real life, plus a few fans. Here's a shot of him at Bush Intercontinental Airport with one of his fans.

He says Simon came up to him backstage and gave him a hug after the show and said that he was going to be very successful and that people will want to work with him - so he has that going for him, which is nice.
So, my official list of the bottom three - Melissa (she of the gargling and swallowing), Kevin (he of the much makeup), Lisa (she of the...wait...why do we remember her?) - with Melissa going home.
That's it for today, more tomorrow.
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