$500 Wal-Mart wine?
Late post today! Actual work being done at work (go figure!), so here we go...
Having gained all the white trash market share they could, it looks like Wal-Mart is going upscale folks! Check out this article about their new superstore concept opening in Plano, TX, and their $500 bottles of wine. As I have said before, soon, they will rule the world.
Speaking of wine, I don't think so.
While I was under significant pressure to wrap this blog in had clamshell plastic that required scissors to open, and possibly a crowbar, enraging children and adults alike to the point of jumping out of a 23 story window, I decided I did not want to be on this list. You can thank me later.
Strange New Products give us a first look at a must-have - the Pit Stop. Pee on the go! In the car! For men and women! But not for me, I don't think I want to ride around with a container of pee. Ewww gross!
And now, let's get on with it - Idol Idol Idol
No sign of the gray leaving Taylor's head...just as gray as ever, and now it has become some sort of rallying cry. Looks like the news is false. Maybe if he gets really stressed out when he gets older his hair will turn brown?
It seems Paula may have been off her medication (or on her "medication") last night...slurring her words, looking generally asleep and groggy. I think Simon really wants to run screaming from the studio sometimes.
Hopefully she can get cleaned up enough to make complete sentences before the results show tonight.
So Barry, had any work done by chance?
Ugh.
Kelly just can't believe that someone would associate her last name "Pickler" with a pickle.
This girl needs to be put out of her misery. Sheesh.
I had to bring this up. Did anyone else notice how freakishly large Kevin's head is to the rest of his body? I mean jeez.
I guess it's all of those granny votes he's been getting, because I don't remember his head being this big, althought figuratively, his head is MUCH bigger than this.
Ace, you might stay out of the bottom three if you would realize it's NOT POLITE TO STARE.
I still could see he and his brother in a twins version of American Psycho.
Lisa gave another lackluster performance and I'm afraid it's time for her to go home.
My bottom three this week: Bucky, Lisa and Kevin. Could we be suprised by another Ace appearance?
We'll see tonight! More tomorrow...
Having gained all the white trash market share they could, it looks like Wal-Mart is going upscale folks! Check out this article about their new superstore concept opening in Plano, TX, and their $500 bottles of wine. As I have said before, soon, they will rule the world.
Speaking of wine, I don't think so.
While I was under significant pressure to wrap this blog in had clamshell plastic that required scissors to open, and possibly a crowbar, enraging children and adults alike to the point of jumping out of a 23 story window, I decided I did not want to be on this list. You can thank me later.
Strange New Products give us a first look at a must-have - the Pit Stop. Pee on the go! In the car! For men and women! But not for me, I don't think I want to ride around with a container of pee. Ewww gross!
And now, let's get on with it - Idol Idol Idol
No sign of the gray leaving Taylor's head...just as gray as ever, and now it has become some sort of rallying cry. Looks like the news is false. Maybe if he gets really stressed out when he gets older his hair will turn brown?
It seems Paula may have been off her medication (or on her "medication") last night...slurring her words, looking generally asleep and groggy. I think Simon really wants to run screaming from the studio sometimes.
Hopefully she can get cleaned up enough to make complete sentences before the results show tonight.
So Barry, had any work done by chance?
Ugh.
Kelly just can't believe that someone would associate her last name "Pickler" with a pickle.
This girl needs to be put out of her misery. Sheesh.
I had to bring this up. Did anyone else notice how freakishly large Kevin's head is to the rest of his body? I mean jeez.
I guess it's all of those granny votes he's been getting, because I don't remember his head being this big, althought figuratively, his head is MUCH bigger than this.
Ace, you might stay out of the bottom three if you would realize it's NOT POLITE TO STARE.
I still could see he and his brother in a twins version of American Psycho.
Lisa gave another lackluster performance and I'm afraid it's time for her to go home.
My bottom three this week: Bucky, Lisa and Kevin. Could we be suprised by another Ace appearance?
We'll see tonight! More tomorrow...
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